Wednesday, February 29, 2012

The Angelina Gam

Angelina Jolie is always one of the biggest, most dazzling stars on a show business red carpet.  Her red carpet appearances with Brad Pitt are sometimes more memorable than her films.  Sunday is a perfect example.  The next day, there was more talk about her leg than there was about her movie, The Tourist.  Angelina was, as usual, charismatic and camera-ready.  The way she stood outside on the Oscars red carpet made her look like she was about to launch into a sexy chorus of "I'm a Little Teapot."
She repeated that stance onstage as she presented one of the Academy Awards.
All the while, I kept staring at her and thinking "What does her leg poked out like that remind me of?"  Then it occurred to me.  If she had put a lampshade on her head, she would have looked exactly like that lamp in the 1983 movie, A Christmas Story.  Am I right?
Angelina Jolie needed Darren McGavin as Mr. Parker up there clutching an Oscar, looking at her gam and exclaiming, "It's a major award.  I won it!"  In fact, come this 2012 holiday season, Angelina should wear that dress again, stand just like that, and host a special cable TV presentation of A Christmas Story. With a lampshade on her head for full effect. That could be ever so festive.  Don't you think?

1 comment:

  1. Angelina Jolie is normally show-stopping but this year her leg is getting all of the attention as an Internet meme sensation after the 2012 Oscars.

    Mrs. Brad Pitt became the center of attention when she made many awkward poses showing off her right leg, not once, not twice, but countless times on the red carpet and during the ceremony. Jolie posed with her right leg protruding from the thigh-high slit of her black velvet Alelier Versace gown.

    Jolie's bare leg proved to be an Internet sensation, with countless memes and even a Twitter handle, @AngiesRightLeg, which is nearing 15,000 followers and full of funny tweets like, You have to admit I'm one hell of a leg. Even a Tumblr account entitled Angelina Jolie'ing has emerged where users upload photos of themselves showing off their gam.

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