Some years ago, a good buddy of mine from my Milwaukee years was coming to New York City for a short holiday. He contacted me ahead of time and invited me to be his guest at the Saturday matinee of a Broadway show. After the show, we wanted a quick cocktail and dropped into a nearby deluxe hotel. I suggested the hotel because I'd been to its bar/restaurant. We were laughing, chatting, sipping cocktails and having a bite to eat when I noticed a long and lovely pair of lady legs stretched out from under a nearby table. The legs seemed to stretch from out theater district location in New York City all the way to Chicago. I followed the legs up to the face of the owner. Sitting alone, with a Playbill to a Broadway show, and having a beverage was....Julie Newmar. Yes, Catwoman herself. That feline and fabulous dancer/actress seen in a couple of MGM's crown jewel musicals.
"You see that lady seated alone at that table?"
"Yes," the waitress replied. "She's very nice. She just ordered some appetizers too."
"Great. We know her. Please put her order, drink included, on my tab. Seriously." I was treating Greg. I was going to treat Julie Newmar too. The waitress smiled broadly and took care of it. I think she loved delivering the message.
"Greg," I leaned in and said in low voice, "it's Julie Newmar. Catwoman. Look over. Don't stare. Be subtle."
He gave a nonchalant glance over my shoulder and then did an Ethel Mertz-like gasp. "Oh my god! It is her!" he said a hushed voice. Catwoman from the 1960s BATMAN series on ABC starring Adam West.
After she finished eating....SHE CAME OVER TO OUR TABLE TO THANK US AGAIN!
We, of course, were giddy and invited her to sit down with us. She did. We could tell that she was honestly touched. "How did you know it was me?"
Practically in unison, Greg and I gushed, "We loved you as Catwoman on BATMAN!"
She let out a sweet, throaty laugh. I said, "And you did some great dancing at MGM. I loved you in SEVEN BRIDES FOR SEVEN BROTHERS and THE BAND WAGON in 'The Girl Hunt' number. Did Sydney Guilaroff do your hair in those two movies?"
I replied, "I'm gay, middle-aged and I've got no life."
Julie Newmar laughed again. She was a most charming guest at our table for a few wonderful minutes. We chatted about her movies and her TV sitcom work.
And what a senior babe! She looked sensational.
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