The next thing I know, we're all in the limo. Christopher Lambert, Diane, me, my co-worker friend Janice -- and somehow actor Mickey Rourke was in the limo too. We went to a place called The China Club and had drinks. Chris, Diane, Janice, me...and Mickey. Janice had to leave because she had a 7:00 edit session in the morning. Chris later said to me, "Diane and I are going back to the hotel. Will you be alright? Do you need a ride?" I could get home on my own and I thanked him so much for his graciousness. He left with Diane. But he left me with Mickey Rourke. To this day, I have no idea what Rourke was saying to because because he sounded like Blacktooth and White Fang on the old Soupy Sales TV show. (If you're very young, check YouTube for Soupy Sales TV clips.)
Christopher Lambert fell in love and eventually married Diane Lane.
Christopher Lambert and Diane Lane were married for a few years and then divorced.
Her second husband for almost ten years was...Josh Brolin. And then they divorced.
And I still have no idea what the hell Mickey Rourke was saying to me when we were alone at a table in The China Club after I bought him another beer. When I left, he was still at the table.
Here's a trailer for Hail, Caesar!