A Fowl Deed

A certain fast food franchise ruffled a lot of feathers this week.

Is it wrong of me to secretly wish that a Chick-fil-A establishment...

...would be rammed in the back entrance by an out-of-control one of these?

Without injuries, of course.  I know.  It's wrong.  But, would anyone be interested in going with me to a location late one night when it's closed and adding a few letters to the name so that, come the dawn, it reads: Chick-fil-A-Shio?  Think about it.