My two young nephews pooled their allowances and purchased yet another Nerf Blaster yesterday.
Him: "I was really worried I'd have buyer's remorse."
Him: "Buyer's remorse. When you buy something and then you feel like you want to return it and get your money back. Did you ever have that, Uncle Bobby?"
Me: "Yeah. Every time I've rented a comedy starring Matthew McConaughey. Cool Nerf gun. Is that a canary yellow?"